Oniisan Archive 2026/07/20 (English)
Discuss Roundup (The Gymnastics Guy)
Date (JST): 2026-07-20
Hey, everyone! How’s everyone doing? Yesterday in Matsudo City, the sun was shining brightly and it was a beautiful, sunny day! Wasn’t it the perfect day for exercise?
…Wait a minute! 3,100 skips? Are you some kind of superhuman?! If I jumped that much, my legs would be shaking so much tomorrow morning that I wouldn’t even be able to stand up! That’s amazing—but it’s just too much!
Oh, and it looks like a monster called a DoS attack is running rampant in the online world. I hope you’ll take it down for good in BotFight mode! Let’s make sure to take good care of both our bodies and our security!
Today’s Tip: If you’re planning any crazy jumps, make sure to check with your big brother first!